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		<title>Facebook &#124; Sarah Palin: An Intolerable Mistake on Hallowed Ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today, Mayor Bloomberg responded to my comments about the planned mosque at Ground Zero by suggesting that a decision not to allow the building of a mosque at that sacred place would somehow violate American principles of tolerance and openness.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier today, Mayor Bloomberg responded to my comments about the planned mosque at Ground Zero by suggesting that a decision not to allow the building of a mosque at that sacred place would somehow violate American principles of tolerance and openness.</p>
<p>No one is disputing that America stands for – and should stand for – religious tolerance. It is a foundation of our republic. This is not an issue of religious tolerance but of common moral sense. To build a mosque at Ground Zero is a stab in the heart of the families of the innocent victims of those horrific attacks. Just days after 9/11, the spiritual leader of the organization that wants to build the mosque, Imam Faisal Abdul Rauf, suggested that blame be placed on the innocents when he stated that the “United States’ policies were an accessory to the crime that happened” and that “in the most direct sense, Osama bin Laden is made in the USA.” Rauf refuses to recognize that Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to the destruction of our ally, Israel, and refuses to provide information about the sources of funding for the $100 million mosque. Rauf also plays a key role in a group behind the flotilla designed to provoke Israel in its justifiable blockade of Gaza. These are just a few of the points Americans are realizing as New York considers the proposed mosque just a stone’s throw away from 9/11’s sacred ground.</p>
<p>I agree with the sister of one of the 9/11 victims (and a New York resident) who said: “This is a place which is 600 feet from where almost 3,000 people were torn to pieces by Islamic extremists. I think that it is incredibly insensitive and audacious really for them to build a mosque, not only on that site, but to do it specifically so that they could be in proximity to where that atrocity happened.”</p>
<p>Many Americans, myself included, feel it would be an intolerable and tragic mistake to allow such a project sponsored by such an individual to go forward on such hallowed ground. This is nothing close to “religious intolerance,” it’s just common decency.</p>
<p>- Sarah Palin</p>
<p>*Note: The original post of this statement (on July 20, 2010) was somehow unintentionally deleted by mistake or technical glitch.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/an-intolerable-mistake-on-hallowed-ground/411073718434">Facebook | Sarah Palin: An Intolerable Mistake on Hallowed Ground</a>.</p>
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		<title>FOXNews.com &#8211; Scientists Reveal the Perfect Handshake</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists Thursday unveiled a step-by-step guide to an age-old custom the average person performs 15,000 times during their life &#8212; the handshake.
Researchers at the University of Manchester, in northern England, discovered that nearly one-in-five people questioned hated having to shake hands with the biggest complaints listed as sweaty palms, limp wrists, gripping too hard and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scientists Thursday unveiled a step-by-step guide to an age-old custom the average person performs 15,000 times during their life &#8212; the handshake.</p>
<p>Researchers at the University of Manchester, in northern England, discovered that nearly one-in-five people questioned hated having to shake hands with the biggest complaints listed as sweaty palms, limp wrists, gripping too hard and lack of eye contact.</p>
<p>Professor Geoffrey Beattie, head of psychological sciences, devised the equation taking into account 12 key measures &#8212; such as vigor, eye contact, hand temperature, positioning and length &#8212; needed to convey respect and trust to the recipient.</p>
<p>He said: &#8220;The human handshake is one of the most crucial elements of impression formation and is used as a source of information for making a judgment about another person.</p>
<p>&#8220;A handshake reveals aspects of the personality of the person giving it &#8212; for example, a soft handshake can indicate insecurity, whilst a quick-to-let-go handshake can suggest arrogance.”</p>
<p>Beattie’s guide to the perfect handshake applies to both men and women and reads: use the right hand; a complete grip and a firm squeeze (but not too strong); a cool and dry palm; approximately three shakes, with a medium level of vigor, held for no longer than two to three seconds.</p>
<p>The handshake must also be executed with eye contact kept throughout and a good natural smile with an appropriate verbal statement, according to the scientist.</p>
<p>The handshake has been a traditional greeting, a symbol of peace and a key part of business deals for thousands of years.</p>
<p>The formula:</p>
<p>PH = √ (e2 + ve2)(d2) + (cg + dr)2 + π{(4&lt;s&gt;2)(4&lt;p&gt;2)}2 + (vi + t + te)2 + {(4&lt;c&gt;2 )(4&lt;du&gt;2)}2</p>
<p>(e) is eye contact (1=none; 5=direct) 5; (ve) is verbal greeting (1=totally inappropriate; 5=totally appropriate) 5; (d) is Duchenne smile &#8211; smiling in eyes and mouth, plus symmetry on both sides of face, and slower offset (1=totally non-Duchenne smile (false smile); 5=totally Duchenne) 5; (cg) completeness of grip (1=very incomplete; 5=full) 5; (dr) is dryness of hand (1=damp; 5=dry) 4; (s) is strength (1= weak; 5=strong) 3; (p) is position of hand (1=back towards own body; 5=other person&amp;apos;s bodily zone) 3; (vi) is vigour (1=too low/too high; 5=mid) 3; (t) is temperature of hands (1=too cold/too hot; 5=mid) 3; (te) is texture of hands (5=mid; 1=too rough/too smooth) 3; (c) is control (1=low; 5=high) 3; (du) is duration (1= brief; 5=long) 3.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/16/scientists-reveal-secrets-perfect-handshake/?test=latestnews">FOXNews.com &#8211; Scientists Reveal the Perfect Handshake</a>.</p>
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		<title>Scientists Unlock Tiny Mystery of Matter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>WASHINGTON TAKES BREAK FROM PORN SURFING TO BAIL OUT WALL STREET</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrats have decided that in order to prevent Wall Street from starting more financial meltdowns, wrecking the economy and leaving the American taxpayer holding the bag, we need to give more oversight authority to the same government employees who were busy surfing Internet porn as private investors frantically tried to warn them about Bernie Madoff.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Democrats have decided that in order to prevent Wall Street from starting more financial meltdowns, wrecking the economy and leaving the American taxpayer holding the bag, we need to give more oversight authority to the same government employees who were busy surfing Internet porn as private investors frantically tried to warn them about Bernie Madoff.</p>
<p>The Democrats&amp;apos; financial &#8220;reform&#8221; bill also includes a $50 billion bailout fund &#8212; that&amp;apos;s million with a &#8220;B&#8221; &#8212; that will save the Democrats from the unpleasant task of having to go on record voting for another Wall Street bailout.</p>
<p>Under the Democrats&amp;apos; bill, the FDIC will distribute the bailout money to Wall Street bankers without Congress having to take any action at all. (In the House version, the slush fund for the Democrats&amp;apos; Wall Street friends is $150 billion.)</p>
<p>True, the billions of dollars will be doled out to banks for the purpose of &#8220;dissolving&#8221; them. So what? They&amp;apos;ll come back under a new name. But the guilty parties will lose no money for making bad bets &#8212; although if the bets paid off, they&amp;apos;d take all the profits. That&amp;apos;s what Democrats mean by &#8220;accountability.&#8221;</p>
<p>Not surprisingly, the only politicians opposed to a permanent bailout fund for bankers are the politicians not owned by Wall Street &#8212; that is, most Republicans, and one socialist, Bernie Sanders of Vermont.</p>
<p>The Democrats&amp;apos; defense of Wall Street&amp;apos;s golden parachute is to say Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell used a &#8220;talking point&#8221; formulated for him by pollster Frank Luntz in opposing the bailout fund.</p>
<p>As Frank Rich explained in The New York Times, the bailout fund is not a bailout fund because &#8220;Sen. Mitch McConnell went on CNN to flog his big lie that the Senate reform bill somehow guaranteed bank bailouts &#8212; a talking point long ago concocted for the GOP by its favorite spin strategist, Frank Luntz.&#8221;</p>
<p>In other words, it must be a lie because &#8230; because Frank Luntz told McConnell what to say and then McConnell said it on CNN!</p>
<p>Yes, and Steve Jobs gets his best ideas from parishilton.com.</p>
<p>Sen. McConnell doesn&amp;apos;t need Frank Luntz to explain anything to him, least of all the financial reform bill. A fifth-grader could find out about the permanent bailout fund simply by reading the bill.</p>
<p>You will notice that neither Rich nor any of Wall Street&amp;apos;s defenders specifically deny the existence of a permanent bank bailout fund in the Democrats&amp;apos; bill. They just say McConnell used a &#8220;talking point&#8221; to denounce it. (You might say this has become a &#8220;talking point&#8221; for Democrats defending the bill.)</p>
<p>Wall Street&amp;apos;s defenders also crow that the money in the bailout fund won&amp;apos;t come from taxpayers! (There&amp;apos;s a newfound sympathy.) No sir, it will come from &#8220;the banks.&#8221;</p>
<p>That&amp;apos;s like saying that the original bailout money didn&amp;apos;t come from the taxpayers &#8212; it came from the government! Where do Democrats imagine banks and the government get their money?</p>
<p>Banks, like the government, are entities that spend money they collect from human beings. We&amp;apos;ll all be charged up front to cover Gordon Gekko&amp;apos;s future bad bets.</p>
<p>In other words, the Wall Street slush fund will be paid for by a group of despicable fat cats recently discovered by the Democrats known as People Who Have Bank Accounts. Damn them!</p>
<p>Another idea, based on the ancient concept of personal responsibility, comes from financial writer James Grant. He proposes that the bankers &#8212; are you sitting down? &#8212; take their own losses.</p>
<p>Let them keep their humongous salaries, Grant writes, but if their bank fails, &#8220;let the bankers themselves fail. Let the value of their houses, cars, yachts, paintings, etc. be assigned to the firm&amp;apos;s creditors.&#8221;</p>
<p>There&amp;apos;s nothing wrong with speculation, creating derivatives or selling them, especially to sophisticated investors. The problem is that when the bets go bad, the speculators keep being back-stopped by the government &#8212; i.e., &#8220;by me and people like me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Strangely enough &#8212; for a bill that allegedly sticks it to Wall Street &#8212; during the Senate Banking Committee hearing this week, Goldman Sachs chairman Lloyd Blankfein endorsed the Dodd bill. Someone should have asked him who from Goldman wrote it.</p>
<p>In 2008, Goldman employees gave a record-breaking $1,007,370 to the Obama campaign.</p>
<p>This year, the &#8220;securities and investment&#8221; industry has already given twice as much money to the Democrats as to the Republicans.</p>
<p>ABC News reports that &#8220;the five biggest hedge fund donors all gave almost all their donations to Democrats.&#8221; Among the biggest recipients of hedge fund money were Senators Harry Reid (Democrat), Chris Dodd (Democrat) and Charles Schumer (Democrat).</p>
<p>Even with the evidence right in front of their eyes, people still believe that it&amp;apos;s the Republicans who are in Wall Street&amp;apos;s pocket.</p>
<p>How out of touch with reality would a comedy writer have to be to write the following joke for Jay Leno this week: &#8220;The head of Goldman Sachs was going through security and was asked to empty his pockets &#8212; and five Republican senators fell out.&#8221;</p>
<p>Why didn&amp;apos;t Barack Obama or Chuck Schumer fall out? Why not Rahm Emanuel, who worked for Goldman? Or Greg Craig, who used to work for Obama but just took a job with Goldman?</p>
<p>The fact that anyone laughed at that joke proves that Republicans have a serious PR problem.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.anncoulter.com/">Welcome to AnnCoulter.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Meet Buddy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 09:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Fact, Sex Makes Us Dumb</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a fact: Sex, or the prospect of having sex, makes you dumb. While the list of benefits goes on for miles (pain relief, more regular menstrual cycles, fewer colds, increase in youth-promoting hormone DHEA, etc.) the pursuit of sex makes you do stupid things.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It’s a fact: Sex, or the prospect of having sex, makes you dumb. While the list of benefits goes on for miles (pain relief, more regular menstrual cycles, fewer colds, increase in youth-promoting hormone DHEA, etc.) the pursuit of sex makes you do stupid things.</p>
<p>Ask Tiger Woods or Jesse James, who in response to &#8220;What were you thinking . . . ?&#8221; will hang their heads, dog-that-got-caught-in-the-trash-like looks on their faces, and in private will bash their heads against the wall wondering, &#8220;What was I thinking? I wasn’t.&#8221;</p>
<p>Otherwise perfectly sane people will put all their faith that the &#8220;other&#8221; (or others) will keep their secret and not turn into a psycho bunny boiler. And what do they have to lose? Everything: their family, their reputation, for some, their careers – all for a little bump and grind. Huh? And this happens over and over and over.</p>
<p>&#8220;There&amp;apos;s very little advice in men&amp;apos;s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I&amp;apos;m doing.’ Just show me somebody naked.&#8221; — Jerry Seinfeld</p>
<p>The division we joke about – the brain above and below the belt – holds true to a certain extent, especially for men since more of the male brain is designated for sex. In one of my favorite studies, Canadian researchers showed men pictures of conventionally pretty or not-so-pretty women. The men were told they could receive either $15 the following day or $75 after waiting a few days. The men who saw the picture of the beautiful women were more likely to take the $15, proving, researchers say, that men stop thinking about long-term consequences once the lust chemicals kick in. (The same test was done on women, and it had no effect on their thinking process). Some nice cleavage or legs can cause a man’s limbic system to fire up while his prefontal cortex heads south, leaving the judgment area of the brain not-so-well equipped.</p>
<p>Some ovulating women may be able to sympathize with men in feeling damn dumb, but only a few days out of the month: One study found fertile women more tolerant of one-liners. Another study of &#8220;sexual risk-taking behaviors&#8221; recorded that ovulating women found high-testosterone men more attractive; however, later in the month they considered more sensitive low-testosterone men to be better partners.</p>
<p>COLUMN ARCHIVE</p>
<p>Fox on Sex: It&amp;apos;s a Fact, Sex Makes Us Dumb</p>
<p>Fox on Sex: Why Phone Sex Is Just as Good as the Real Thing</p>
<p>Fox on Sex: 7 Ways to Put Some Oomph in Your Sex Life</p>
<p>Fox on Sex: Role-Playing for Dummies &#8211; A Step-by-Step Guide to Great Sex</p>
<p>The Allure of Ink: Why Some Men Love Tattooed Women</p>
<p>Full-page Fox on Sex Archive</p>
<p>&#8220;Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.&#8221; — Woody Allen</p>
<p>&#8220;Sex Logic&#8221; is what I call the bizarre set of unsubstantiated rules that flit through – or dominate —your brain when you are faced with a flirtatious attractive other. Both men and women suffer from this affliction, which, unfortunately, can have far-reaching negative effects. In my opinion, men seem to be able to believe illogical things with unflinching faith (even though it is temporary); while women, on the other hand, it’s almost a cognitive decision to believe these things during the state of arousal, perhaps hoping they’ll be true.</p>
<p>Examples include:</p>
<p>— You are in a strip joint and you convince yourself that the stripper actually likes you. You leave the strip joint (alone), open your empty wallet and think, &#8220;Jeez, I am an idiot.&#8221; A month later, you’ll do exactly the same thing again.</p>
<p>— You figure you don’t need to use a condom because you probably don’t have any more working sperm — because you’ve ridden a bike without padding, smoked too much marijuana, or are just too old. (And conversely, you’ll believe her when she says she’s pretty sure she can’t get pregnant due to some self-identified medical problem as well).</p>
<p>— You decide that a porn site looks legitimate enough to give your credit card information to (while the small print you are neglecting to read states that their billing cycle is every 15 days and you have to sign up for three months minimum).</p>
<p>In a woman, Sex Logic is the part of her brain that believes a man when he says things like, &#8220;I am almost divorced&#8221; or &#8220;That bump on my member is not an STD, it’s an ingrown hair.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.&#8221; —Robin Williams</p>
<p>Sex Logic is dangerous; it leads to bad judgment. Men and women experience danger in different ways: Men don’t react until it’s imminent while women can look farther into the future. How this affects the cheating rates, and the getting-caught cheating rates is yet to be studied. However, the colloquial notion of &#8220;letting one out of the chamber&#8221; before going on a date may sound funny, but it’s a good idea. So is making big decisions under the influence of stupid, meaning when lust or the prospect of sex is in the air.</p>
<p>Dr. Belisa Vranich is a psychologist and sex expert. She is the author of three books, including her latest &#8220;He&amp;apos;s Got Potential,&#8221; which is in stores now. Do you have a &#8220;Dear Doc&#8221; question? E-mail Dr. Vranich at DrBelisa@gmail.com and check out her Web site at www.drbelisa.com.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,590426,00.html">Fox on Sex: It&#8217;s a Fact, Sex Makes Us Dumb &#8211; Sex | Erectile Dysfunction | Sexual Health &#8211; FOXNews.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>See what the government is spending your money on&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the 2009 Congressional Pig Book, Citizens Against Government Waste uncovered 221 anonymous earmarks worth $7.8 billion, in direct contravention of the House and Senate rules. In their database there are 10,160 records of pork barrel spending for a total of $19,575,786,352. Click here to see for yourself&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>In the 2009 Congressional Pig Book, Citizens Against Government Waste uncovered 221 anonymous earmarks worth $7.8 billion, in direct contravention of the House and Senate rules. In their <a href="http://www.cagw.org/reports/pig-book/2009/pork-database.html" target="_blank">database </a>there are 10,160 records of pork barrel spending for a total of $19,575,786,352. <a href="http://www.cagw.org/reports/pig-book/2009/pork-database.html" target="_blank">Click here to see for yourself</a>&#8230;</em></p>
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		<title>Arthur Thissy&#8217;s Mistake</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chapter 1
 in which our character learns that bullets don&#8217;t act like they do on CSI, whether in Miami, New York OR Las Vegas
ARTHUR THISSY SCREAMED like a girl. He meant to shoot his boyfriend, not his boyfriend, the lamp, the Waterford Decanter, his mother, his brand new bottle of Chivas, and the cat.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Chapter 1</strong><br />
<em> in which our character learns that bullets don&#8217;t act like they do on CSI, </em><em>whether in Miami, New York OR Las Vegas</em></p>
<p>ARTHUR THISSY SCREAMED like a girl. He meant to shoot his boyfriend, not his boyfriend, the lamp, the Waterford Decanter, his mother, his brand new bottle of Chivas, and the cat.</p>
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		<title>Articles III-VII</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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Section 1. The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Article III</p>
<p>Section 1. The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance in Office.</p>
<p>Section 2. The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under their Authority;&#8211;to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls;&#8211;to all Cases of admiralty and maritime Jurisdiction;&#8211;to Controversies to which the United States shall be a Party;&#8211;to Controversies between two or more States;&#8211;between a State and Citizens of another State;&#8211;between Citizens of different States;&#8211;between Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects.</p>
<p>In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall make.</p>
<p>The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.</p>
<p>Section 3. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.</p>
<p>The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.</p>
<p>Article IV</p>
<p>Section 1. Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in which such Acts, Records, and Proceedings shall be proved, and the Effect thereof.</p>
<p>Section 2. The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.</p>
<p>A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the State having Jurisdiction of the Crime.</p>
<p>No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.</p>
<p>Section 3. New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new States shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.</p>
<p>The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United States, or of any particular State.</p>
<p>Section 4. The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.</p>
<p>Article V</p>
<p>The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.</p>
<p>Article VI</p>
<p>All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.</p>
<p>This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwith-standing.</p>
<p>The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.</p>
<p>Article VII</p>
<p>The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same.</p>
<p>Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth</p>
<p>In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,</p>
<p>George Washington&#8211;President and deputy from Virginia</p>
<p>New Hampshire: John Langdon, Nicholas Gilman</p>
<p>Massachusetts: Nathaniel Gorham, Rufus King</p>
<p>Connecticut: William Samuel Johnson, Roger Sherman</p>
<p>New York: Alexander Hamilton</p>
<p>New Jersey: William Livingston, David Brearly, William Paterson, Jonathan Dayton</p>
<p>Pennsylvania: Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Mifflin, Robert Morris, George Clymer, Thomas FitzSimons, Jared Ingersoll, James Wilson, Gouverneur Morris</p>
<p>Delaware: George Read, Gunning Bedford, Jr., John Dickinson, Richard Bassett, Jacob Broom</p>
<p>Maryland: James McHenry, Daniel of Saint Thomas Jenifer, Daniel Carroll</p>
<p>Virginia: John Blair, James Madison, Jr.</p>
<p>North Carolina: William Blount, Richard Dobbs Spaight, Hugh Williamson</p>
<p>South Carolina: John Rutledge, Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, Charles Pinckney, Pierce Butler</p>
<p>Georgia: William Few, Abraham Baldwin</p>
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		<title>Article II</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Article II
Section 1. The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Article II</h2>
<p><strong>Section 1.</strong> The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:</p>
<p>Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.</p>
<p>The Electors shall meet in their respective States, and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from them by Ballot the Vice President.</p>
<p>The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.</p>
<p>No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.</p>
<p>In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected.</p>
<p>The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be encreased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them.</p>
<p>Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:&#8211;&#8221;I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Section 2.</strong> The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.</p>
<p>He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.</p>
<p>The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.</p>
<p><strong>Section 3.</strong> He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.</p>
<p><strong>Section 4.</strong> The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.</p>
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